4 replies on “Note to self:”

  1. Another of my ‘ticks’ is cutting an apple in two while holding it and cutting just a little bit further than the apple. D’oh.

  2. FFS, are you trying to best hunter or something ;)

    Hope your okay mate

  3. Using a steak knife to open a packet is a really bad idea. Especially when you’re drunk and pushing the blade TOWARDS your hand.

    I still can’t get the blood marks off the cupboard door.

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