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Why is this site called Affable Lurking? Well there are several reasons… First off, several personal sites in the alf.fan.pratchett fandom take the form affordable-X where X depends on the site owner. I didn’t want to follow this convention for my new site (not really being an AFPer as such) so I went with Affable. …

Ahh Spring.

Spring, when a young pisshead lady’s fancy lightly turns to sitting outside Heathway station shouting out “Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!” and “Oi! Frigid!” and “Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor!” To any other young lady that dares to walk past. This coming from two aspiring young alcoholics wearing skirts so high and tops so low they were on the verge of exchanging places. …